FW: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:22:44 -0800 From: re… [at] insurance-solutions.biz To: an… [at] bresnan.net; bd… [at] yahoo.com; co… [at] aol.com; gt… [at] gmail.com; Jo… [at] erac.com; ma… [at] yahoo.com; pa… [at] gmail.com; rw… [at] comcast.net; st… [at] hotmail.com; in… [at] insurance-solutions.biz CC: an… [at] yahoo.com; br… [at] providentfinancialmt.com; do… [at] thorntonfinancialstrategies.com; je… [at] qwest.net; li… [at] yahoo.com; mi… [at] yahoo.com; ro… [at] earthlink.com; sa… [at] hotmail.com; to… [at] yahoo.com Subject: Fwd: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Come on now! Chris Burti, president of the Gum Swamp Sailing and Hunting Club may no longer be a list member, but some here still represent the Whortonsville Yacht and Tractor Club and may take offence at such comments. I resemble that remark! John Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

As Past President of the Club Mud YC, Redneck Riveria YC and Bayou Bubbas, I don't see no offense. Keep up the good stuff Reggie, we may just let you join. Tom Vandiver, Cal 46 & 25, Bayou Chico in Baja Alabama --- On Sat, 2/28/09, john raxter <jr… [at] triad.rr.com> wrote: From: john raxter <jr… [at] triad.rr.com> Subject: RE: [Cal_Boats] FW: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com, "'Uhaul Sean Bash'" <70… [at] fc.uhaul.com>, mi… [at] celticnaut.org Date: Saturday, February 28, 2009, 9:23 PM Come on now! Chris Burti, president of the Gum Swamp Sailing and Hunting Club may no longer be a list member, but some here still represent the Whortonsville Yacht and Tractor Club and may take offence at such comments. I resemble that remark! John Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

I have met Tom and Bobbi in person on their delightful 46 in Annapolis.

Attention everyone! Charlie's grinding trip has been bumped. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Harleigh Ewell From: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com [mailto:Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Husar, Charlie [USA] Sent: Sunday, March 01, 2009 7:15 AM To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com Subject: [Cal_Boats] Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! . . . I notice some strong weather heading in for our Portland and Bellingham folks as well. Guess I will have have to defer my sanding and grinding trip out there. Dang! Cheers Charlie Annapolis

at last! a ray of hope! Reggie To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com From: bs… [at] yahoo.com Date: Sun, 1 Mar 2009 00:22:15 -0800 Subject: RE: [Cal_Boats] FW: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! As Past President of the Club Mud YC, Redneck Riveria YC and Bayou Bubbas, I don't see no offense. Keep up the good stuff Reggie, we may just let you join. Tom Vandiver, Cal 46 & 25, Bayou Chico in Baja Alabama --- On Sat, 2/28/09, john raxter <jr… [at] triad.rr.com> wrote: From: john raxter <jr… [at] triad.rr.com> Subject: RE: [Cal_Boats] FW: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com, "'Uhaul Sean Bash'" <70… [at] fc.uhaul.com>, mi… [at] celticnaut.org Date: Saturday, February 28, 2009, 9:23 PM Come on now! Chris Burti, president of the Gum Swamp Sailing and Hunting Club may no longer be a list member, but some here still represent the Whortonsville Yacht and Tractor Club and may take offence at such comments. I resemble that remark! John Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

My reply was meant "tongue in cheek" , I guess I forgot the smilies J J J J J J J J J I did however get a message from the e-mail police! See below (or attached) Where do I hide now! john This email has violated the RACIAL DISCRIMINATION. and Quarantine entire message has been taken on 2/28/2009 9:23:41 PM. Message details: Server: MAIL2003 Sender: jr… [at] triad.rr.com; Recipient: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com;70… [at] fc.uhaul.com;mi… [at] celticnaut.org; Subject: RE: [Cal_Boats] FW: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Aren't the heads of Yacht Clubs supposed to be Commodores?? Or is that too close to the spelling of commode in the south to use it politely? Donald Dutton, 1986 Cal 33-2, "Quantum Evolution" "Twenty Years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ........Mark Twain From: "Husar, Charlie [USA]" <hu… [at] bah.com> To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com Sent: Sunday, March 1, 2009 4:14:49 AM Subject: [Cal_Boats] Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! I have met Tom and Bobbi in person on their delightful 46 in Annapolis. From that event, I know that Tom's wife is a fluent conversationalist and perfectly capable of reading and writing the language. Maybe that is why Tom got dumped from his leadership posts. Past president? Here comes the blizzard, Nor'easter coming up the coast.. We have Frostbite races scheduled today. I notice some strong weather heading in for our Portland and Bellingham folks as well. Guess I will have have to defer my sanding and grinding trip out there. Dang! Cheers Charlie Annapolis From: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com [mailto:Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Tom Vandiver Sent: Sunday, March 01, 2009 3:22 AM To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com Subject: RE: [Cal_Boats] FW: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! As Past President of the Club Mud YC, Redneck Riveria YC and Bayou Bubbas, I don't see no offense. Keep up the good stuff Reggie, we may just let you join. Tom Vandiver, Cal 46 & 25, Bayou Chico in Baja Alabama --- On Sat, 2/28/09, john raxter <jr… [at] triad.rr.com> wrote: From: john raxter <jr… [at] triad.rr.com> Subject: RE: [Cal_Boats] FW: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com, "'Uhaul Sean Bash'" <70… [at] fc.uhaul.com>, mi… [at] celticnaut.org Date: Saturday, February 28, 2009, 9:23 PM Come on now! Chris Burti, president of the Gum Swamp Sailing and Hunting Club may no longer be a list member, but some here still represent the Whortonsville Yacht and Tractor Club and may take offence at such comments. I resemble that remark! John Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Out here on the Left coast, we are proud, tree-hugging Druids with sap on our hands. Severe weather is not an issue until the trees start falling over. Our bottoms still need sanding! Dan --- In Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com, "Harleigh Ewell" <hewell@...> wrote: Attention everyone! Charlie's grinding trip has been bumped. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Harleigh Ewell From: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com [mailto:Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Husar, Charlie [USA] Sent: Sunday, March 01, 2009 7:15 AM To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com Subject: [Cal_Boats] Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! . . . I notice some strong weather heading in for our Portland and Bellingham folks as well. Guess I will have have to defer my sanding and grinding trip out there. Dang! Cheers Charlie Annapolis

Hey Charlie, It just means we need to go sailing instead. There is enough wind out there that if we sail, we won't need to sand the bottom. The speed alone will clean and smooth out the bottom, then we just haul and paint! Rick Lobb Cal 2-29 "Rebecca Shea" Bellingham,WA From: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com [mailto:Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Husar, Charlie [USA] Sent: Sunday, March 01, 2009 4:15 AM To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com Subject: [Cal_Boats] Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! I have met Tom and Bobbi in person on their delightful 46 in Annapolis.

Yes, the Commodes are in the heads. --- On Sun, 3/1/09, Donald Dutton <dn… [at] sbcglobal.net> wrote: From: Donald Dutton <dn… [at] sbcglobal.net> Subject: Re: [Cal_Boats] Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! (Charlie) To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com Date: Sunday, March 1, 2009, 8:03 PM Aren't the heads of Yacht Clubs supposed to be Commodores?? Or is that too close to the spelling of commode in the south to use it politely? Donald Dutton, 1986 Cal 33-2, "Quantum Evolution" "Twenty Years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ........Mark Twain From: "Husar, Charlie [USA]" <hu… [at] bah.com> To: Ca… [at] yahoogroups.com Sent: Sunday, March 1, 2009 4:14:49 AM Subject: [Cal_Boats] Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! I have met Tom and Bobbi in person on their delightful 46 in Annapolis.